players – Australia Wombats Dodgeball Team

Wombats Help Blues Cruise to Victory

Wombats — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 12:34:27 +0000

Today, New South Welshmen woke up with a smile on their face and Queenslanders woke up with a hangover after drowning their sorrows. The 18-8 victory to the Blues was described by some as a turning point for the Blues, showing off some spectacularly innovative football.

As part of an elite athlete exchange program, the [...]

A Day in the Life of an Elite Athlete

Wombats — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 11:58:58 +0000

Quite often we are asked what do you need to do to become a world class athlete. The answer is a lot of hard work. Here is a typical day for a Wombat:

4:00am Wake up, light breakfast 4:30am Morning run. Usually 15-20 km, sometimes more, rarely less 6:00am 2nd Breakfast. 12 or 13 Weet-Bix. [...]

Welcome New Wombat – Twitch

Wombats — Sat, 28 May 2011 07:17:11 +0000

The Wombats would like to welcome the newest Wombat, Twitch. Twitch comes from a long line of dodgeball greats. Struck down at a young age with throwing arm problems, Twitch was headed for the glue factory. The Wombats saw some potential in Twitch though and brought him into the Wombats development squad. Since then, he [...]

Hall of Fame

Wombats — Sun, 15 May 2011 02:30:28 +0000

Aido
Wombats muscle. Handy on the dodgeball court but came into his own in pre game warm ups, physically intimidating the other team. It was not uncommon for opponents to wet themselves as a result of Aido’s death stare.

Dan
While there have been rumours of a return from retirement, Dan has currently [...]

Current Players

Wombats — Mon, 09 May 2011 11:21:20 +0000

Jon (c)
Self appointed captain and Wombats strongman. Originally discovered by Turkish football team Fenerbahce, a tragic trampoline accident during training ended his football career early. As part of his strict training regime, Jon will sit on his front porch waiting for neighbourhood kids to walk by and throw balls at them.

Jem
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